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It might not be terrible like it sounds!!!

6.21.2010
Understanding your beloved women...


Below is the short joke story that my mom has forwarded to me. Let see, how you think about your beloved woman???

Most of women like to say the below three words but not all of them really mean it; they just having sth in their heart that they may wants their Men to find out.

So, gentlemen, let's try to figure out what does your lady really mean when she says any of that three words!!!

"Whatever" "Anything" OR "You Decide"

1 . (Whatever)

Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: All right, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..


It is not that Terrible like it sound!!!!! Isn’t it????? but you just need to understand them or that three words are alot more than a nightmare :P

Tips: the thinnest book in the world is " How much Men understanding about WOMEN" haha... girls are complicated rite? actually, we are NOT. but most of Men may need to spend a life time to understand thiers beloved women.

Take a quick look... funny! ^__^

6.09.2010
Latest from Udurawana Series

Have you heard of Mr. Udurawana applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark. ; Cortisone - area around local court. ; Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. ; Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place. ; Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend. ; Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim. ; Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known. ; Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes. ; Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown. ; Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. ; Proteins - in favor of teens.
Pulse - grain. ; Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula. ; Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table. ; Ultrasound - radical