Have you heard of Mr. Udurawana applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark. ; Cortisone - area around local court. ; Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. ; Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place. ; Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend. ; Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim. ; Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known. ; Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes. ; Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown. ; Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize. ; Proteins - in favor of teens.
Pulse - grain. ; Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula. ; Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table. ; Ultrasound - radical
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